Look at what my sister sent me, taken from her cell phone camera:
She works at an elementary school, which I will not name because the children have suffered enough. Apparently the nice but clearly misguided cafeteria workers passed these out. She reports that the ladies in the cafeteria occasionally pass out items such as bookmarks or coloring book pages. I'm really not sure how that sweet gesture took such a rough turn.
It's like encouraging the kids to grow "evil" in their yard over the summer. Gee thanks!
Stay strong, fellow cilantro-haters.